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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 12:56

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So they tried
How can I showcase AI usage, like OpenAI or Claude AI, in my job application process?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Shark Attack: “Jaws” Remains as Entertaining as It Was 50 Years Ago - Roger Ebert
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
The #1 Underrated Food to Increase Your Magnesium Intake, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do Trump supporters like Andrew and Tristan Tate?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?